noshirtnoblouse:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE

I CAN SEE HIM PUTTING ON A REALLY HIGH VOICE BEING LIKE “OH LOOK AT THE FANS THEY’RE SUCH DARLINGS”

dayandnightitsjustlife:

the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen im going to cry